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A Manhattan grand jury indicted a Greenwich Village lawyer yesterday in the murder of his 6-year-old adopted daughter, who died Thursday of a brain hemorrhage and other injuries suffered last weekend in what authorities called a savage beating.
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Mr. Morgenthau said the grand jury charged that Mr. Steinberg killed the girl by ''recklessly engaging in conduct which created a grave risk of death'' under circumstances ''evincing a depraved indifference to human life.''. He gave few details of the case and deflected questions about the evidence and the continuing investigation.
Mitchell Steinberg, who was found tethered to a chair but unharmed, has been placed in a foster home by the city.
A day later, hospital officials, acting under State Health Department guidelines that free a hospital from obligations to treat a person who has irrevocably lost brain function, removed her from the respirator that had sustained her heart and lungs and she was pronounced dead.
Battered and in a coma, Elizabeth, a first-grader at P.S. 41 who was known to classmates and teachers as a bright, happy child, was rushed Monday morning to St. Vincent's Hospital, where she suffered brain death - the legal definition of death in New York State - on Wednesday.
Mr. Steinberg is to be arraigned in State Supreme Court Nov. 23, but it is unlikely that his trial will be held before next year. Besides the circumstances of the adoptions, authorities are looking into drugs and cash found in Mr. Steinberg's apartment.
Ms. Nussbaum pleaded not guilty to murder and other charges in an arraignment Thursday at the City Hospital Center at Elmhurst, Queens, where she is being treated.
Held without bail in a suicide watch at Rikers Island, Mr. Steinberg did not appear before the grand jury. He pleaded not guilty Tuesday to assault and attempted murder charges filed after the police found the battered girl in a coma Monday at his apartment at 14 West 10th Street.
Dominic Casey claimed, in addition, that the defendant and her attorney were having sex because she couldn't pay him. "I arrived at Baez’s office unexpectedly one day and once again, witnessed a naked Casey. This time she ran from his private office, through the conference room to the hallway.
He also suggested that the mom paid her lawyer with sex. The investigator claimed attorney Jose Baez hired him days after police arrested the mom in July 2008.
Meter reader Roy Kronk found the girl's body in the woods near her grandparents' home that December. Dominic Casey also said that before the remains were discovered, Casey Anthony allowed her legal team to try framing Kronk, "to portray him as a murderer and or kidnapper of Caylee Anthony.".
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