The waitress looks at the menu and says “actually sir, it’s pronounced ‘quiche’”. An attractive waitress approaches a table of two men and asks them what they would like to order. “How about a quickie?” asks the one man.
Making a quiche is surprisingly easy. Follow along with Chef John as he makes a Classic Quiche Lorraine with bacon, leeks, and Gruyere cheese. To see how to make quiche crust, check out Chef John's Easy Homemade Crust.
Alternatively, if you want your quiche warm, you can preheat your oven to 350 degrees F and cook your quiche wrapped in aluminum foil for 5-10 minutes. As said, leaving quiche on the side will cause it to spoil at room temperature fairly quickly, so it is best to store it somewhere else.
Don’t be fooled by its retro heyday—quiche is more dynamic than it ever gets credit for, especially when it is homemade. Alice Waters once said it was one of the best possible things you could do with eggs. Which is saying a lot, all egg-things considered.
Dracula is walking down the street one fine evening when a speeding lorry carrying mini sausage rolls, sandwiches, a variety of salads, dressed salmon, quiches and cold meats loses control, overturns and spills all that food. All this wreckage hits Dracula and with his dying breath he curses buffet ...
That way, y'all can take eggs, cream, and a pie crust and quiche my ash.
She goes Up to him and asks what he wants, he respons with "How about a quickie?" She says "I can't do that at work!" And walks away, then the man sitting at the table next to him says "Excuse me sir but it's pronounced quiche."
Then it happened, from nowhere came down the sandwiches, sausage rolls, scotch eggs quiche and Vol-au-vent and then I realised we was being buffetted by the wind.
"Honey, do you want to come home at lunch for a quickie?" "Sarah, it's pronounced Quiche."
A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous.
The waitress asks Pence what he would like, and he replies, "I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."
Years ago there was a book - REAL MEN DON'T EAT QUICHE. Later there was a television show, with an escaped convict who broke into a house and demanded food. The woman said she had just made a quiche, and he asked what a quiche was and she said that it was sort of a pie, and he told her to bring him some he said in astonishment, "This is cheese!"
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Interests:Shooting anything! Dutch oven cooking, camp fires and cheap tequila in no particular order
Interests:Shooting anything! Dutch oven cooking, camp fires and cheap tequila in no particular order
I make crustless quiche for my cowboy crew when camping at shoots. Not sure about cold because there ain't no leftovers. GW
cheese - because cow milk magically transformed into solid food is delicious too
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