i dont care who was there and who say me just jaw you go call you a lawyer

What did the judge say to a young lawyer who was defending a businessman in a lawsuit?

The senior partner was horrified. “The judge is an honorable man, ” he said, “If you do that, I guarantee you’ll lose the case!” Eventually, the judge ruled in the young lawyers favor. “Aren’t you glad you didn’t send those cigars?” the senior partner asked. “Oh, I did send them,” the younger lawyer replied. “I just enclosed my opponents business card with them.”

What is the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer? A bad lawyer might let a case drag on for several years. A good lawyer knows how to make it last even longer.

What did Satan offer to an attorney?

An attorney was working late one night in his office when, suddenly, Satan appeared before him. The Devil made him an offer. “I will make it so you win every case that you try for the rest of your life. Your clients will worship you, your colleagues will be in awe, and you will make enormous amounts of money. But, in return, you must give me your soul, your wife’s soul, the souls of your children, your parents, grandparents, and those of all the your friends.” The lawyer thought about it for a moment, then asked, “But what’s the catch?”

Can lawyers make fun of themselves?

Still, even lawyers who like to make fun of themselves and their profession have some limits. The following 20 jokes might be good for a laugh at home or on the street, but don’t try telling them around the break room at the office!

What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

What’s black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A doberman pinscher.

Do lawyers like to laugh?

You’ve heard that one, along with a million other lawyer jokes that people have sprung on you from the moment you first announced you were going to school to become a paralegal. Some of them probably even get told around the law office. Even lawyers like to laugh and there are a lot of aspects of legal practice that are ripe for a little deadpan humor.

What does "I don't care what anybody says about me as long as it isn't true" mean

– People circulate stories about you, but everyone understands that not every story about you is real. No matter how long it takes, the truth will be revealed. Just keep working since you don’t have enough time to prove yourself to those who refuse to accept the reality.

What is it called when you work hard for something you don't care about?

Working hard for something we don’t care about is called stress ; working hard for something we love is called passion. – Make sure your enthusiasm doesn’t blind you to whether or not what you’re doing is right.

What is the meaning of "doing what you like"?

Doing what you like is freedom. Liking what you do is happiness.

What does "Don't hold onto something if you know it's no longer there" mean?

Don’t hold onto something if you know it’s no longer there. – It’s pointless to cling to something that no longer exists.

When you are comfortable in your own skin, will everyone like you?

When you are truly comfortable in your own skin, not everyone will like you, but you won’t care one bit.

Do you care if someone hates you?

Don’t care if someone hates you, people usually hate the one who is better than them.

Is it okay to fall apart?

The sky isn’t always blue. The sun doesn’t always shine. So it’s okay to fall apart sometimes. – Everything is subject to change. Nothing stays the same. As a result, it is quite OK for you to alter as well.