“what’s the use of that, wendell? a lawyer can’t be a great man.”

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Are lawyers the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not?

“What’s the use of that, Wendell, a lawyer can’t be a great man!” — Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., on his son’s plans to attend law school Consider honestly whether any of the following reasons are your primary motivation for applying to law school: You have always wanted to be a lawyer You want an all purpose degree

Who said law is the best way of exercising imagination?

"What's the use of that, Wendell, a lawyer can't be a great man!". Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., on his son's plans to attend law school "A man who never graduated from school might steal from a freight car. But a man who attends college and graduates as a lawyer might steal the whole railroad.". President Theodore Roosevelt, attempting to ...

What are some famous quotes about lawyers?

“What’s the use of that, Wendell, a lawyer can’t be a great man!” — Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., on his son’s plans to attend law school “A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000-word document and calls it a brief.” — Franz Kafka “The first thing we do. Let’s kill all the lawyers.” — William Shakespeare, Henry VI, Part 2

Are lawyers perilous mouths?

Nov 23, 2011 · When he announced his intentions of reading law, his father exclaimed, “What's the use of that, Wendell, a lawyer can't be a great man!” Oh, for times and voters that savvy! No matter: Our budding...

Who said "I don't want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do"?

I don't want a Lawyer to tell me what I cannot do; I hire him to tell me how to do what I want to do. -- J.P. Morgan. Lawyers are like beavers: They get in the mainstream and damn it up. -- John Naisbitt, in Megatrends.

What is a lawyer?

A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000-word document and calls it a "brief.". -- Franz Kafka. The trial lawyer does what Socrates was executed for: making the worse argument appear the stronger. -- Judge Irving Kaufman.

What did Dow say to the men?

Dow told the men who he was, and that he had recently had a vision where he had been given a tour of Hell, much like the traveler in Dante's Inferno. When one of the lawyers asked him what he had seen, he replied, "Very much what I see here: all of the lawyers, gathered in the hottest place.".

What would happen if there were no witches?

If there were no witches, human testimony and human reason are alike destitute of value. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary". "Lawyers Are": One skilled in the circumvention of the law. "Lawyers Are": A learned gentleman who rescues your estate from your enemies and keeps it himself.

Who said "A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats"?

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. -- Benjamin Franklin. There's no better way of exercising the imagination than the study of law. No poet ever interpreted nature as freely as a lawyer interprets the truth. "Lawyers Are": Those who lie, conceal and distort everything and slander everybody.

Do bulls win bull fights?

Bulls do not win bull fights; people do. People do not win people fights; lawyers do. Old lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal. A small town that cannot support one lawyer can always support two. Between grand theft and a legal fee, there only stands a law degree.

Who was Lorenzo Dow?

Lorenzo Dow, an evangelist of the last century, was on a preaching tour when he came to a small town one cold winter's night. He entered the local general store to get some warmth, and saw the town's lawyers gathered around the pot-bellied stove discussing the town's business.

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This compendium of Legal Quotes was first published at gGreen.com on March 22, 1995. It was last updated on March 7, 2016. It does not purport to be a list of all the Legal Quotes I have ever heard, just the ones I like.

It was last updated

on March 7, 2016. It does not purport to be a list of all the Legal Quotes I have ever heard, just the ones I like.

Thomas Jefferson, First Inaugural Address (1801)

For 500 years the West patented six killer applications that set it apart. The first to download them was Japan. Over

Sir John Powell

If you can learn a simple trick, Scout, youll get along better with all kinds of folks. You never really understand a

The Song of Solomon Isaiah

fThe wisdom of our sages and the blood of our heroes has been devoted to the attainment of trial by jury. It should be the

Semaynes Case. 5 Report 91

They [corporations] cannot commit treason, nor be outlawed nor excommunicate, for they have no souls.

Joseph Story, (1779-1845)

directions, have destroyed or enfeebled the institution of the jury. The Tudor monarchs sent to prison jurors who