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by Gaetano Cole 7 min read

What do you need to know before dating a lawyer?

Here are the main things you need to know before diving into a relationship with a lawyer. 1. Lawyers think differently. This is the starting point: lawyers and law students think completely different from the rest of us.

What is it like to have a relationship with a lawyer?

Lawyers are stubborn and they are used to finding arguments in everything – and this is just the start of it all. Here are the main things you need to know before diving into a relationship with a lawyer. This is the starting point: lawyers and law students think completely different from the rest of us.

Can a lawyer tell lies?

This might be too straightforward for you, but after dating a lawyer for a year and a half, I know that lies have no room between you and your legal expert. Because they are so used to people who tell hundreds of lies, lawyers are able to sniff a lie from a mile, so there is no point in trying to hide something from them.

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What do lawyers think differently?

1. Lawyers think differently. This is the starting point: lawyers and law students think completely different from the rest of us. They are trained to think differently from the first day they decide to become a successful lawyer, so you will have to get used to this.

Why do lawyers practice their skills?

This is due to the huge student loan debt a lawyer has, and he or she is forced to use all their skills to make a living so they can manage to repair their debt.

Why do lawyers feel like ghosts?

Dating a lawyer sometimes feels like dating a ghost because they work a lot. A whole lot! You will often find yourself alone while your lawyer friend is at the office preparing a case. If you are the kind of person who likes to go out at 6 PM in the evening, you will be disappointed, because lawyers often work late hours. You will probably find yourself first going out on the town around 9 or 10pm.

Why do lawyers lack affection?

Because they are used to being objective, lawyers might be cold and lack affection sometimes, but this doesn’t mean your date doesn’t like you. It’s just he/she is very objective about it. 2. Legal field is filled with parties.

Why do lawyers sniff lies?

Because they are so used to people who tell hundreds of lies, lawyers are able to sniff a lie from a mile, so there is no point in trying to hide something from them. On the other hand, you will notice how objective and sincere a lawyer is in a relationship.

Why do lawyers get over excited?

Another thing you need to know about lawyers is they get over-excited over free-time plans, simply because they have so little free time. Advertising. 3. You will be alone a lot. Dating a lawyer sometimes feels like dating a ghost because they work a lot. A whole lot!

What are the benefits of dating a lawyer?

One of the perks of dating a lawyer is you will learn legalese. This is also valid if you are dating a law student, who is going to practice his/her speeches around the house, forcing you to hear those legal terms over and over again. The next time you are confronted with reading a contract, you will notice you understand it a lot better, which is a huge advantage.

Is anyone else reading through this thread thinking how the hell does the general public do this every year accurately or even somewhat close to accurately?

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