Funny one-liner #4949. What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father in law. One liner tags: family, God, puns, work. 72.63 % / 284 votes.
The Big Apple: “What do you call a priest who becomes a lawyer?"/"A father in law.”. Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.
unknown_mechanism. · 4y. A lawyer can still go to jail tho. On the other hand, if a lawyer became a priest.. 12. level 1. HeyBoiz. · 4y. Attorney Anduin.
Chinese: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20." The fuming lawyer pays him, then comes back a week later determined to get back $100. Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak I cannot see at all." Chinese: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100."