A school teacher with her class, a lawyer and priest were on a plane
The pilot announces that they have lost power in the engine and that they will have to use parachutes to jump from the plane. The teacher says "let the kids go first!" The lawyer says "screw the kids!" The priest asks "do we have time!?"
A lawyer, a priest, and a scoutmaster with his troop
are on a plane. Suddenly the pilot has a heart attack and the plane begins to plummet. The scoutmaster says, 'There aren't enough parachutes we must give them to the kids!' The lawyer replies, 'Fuck the kids!' The priest asks, 'Do you think there's time?'
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