lawyer who is a rockets fan

by Kyleigh Leannon II 3 min read

Is Rocket Lawyer a lawyer referral service?

Rocket Lawyer is not a "lawyer referral service" and does not provide legal advice or participate in any legal representation. Rocket Lawyer is not a law firm or a substitute for an attorney or law firm.

Do Houston Rockets fans go to Heaven?

A Houston Rockets fan doesn't always eat pastries, but when he does it's usually a turnover. A Rockets fan dies on match day and goes to heaven in his Silver and Red jersey. He knocks on the old pearly gates and out walks St. Peter.

How did the Rockets fan get the Genie to appear?

The Rockets fan gets to it first, picks it up and gives it a rub. There's a flash, a puff of smoke, and a genie appears The genie looks at the 2 men and demands to know who it was that rubbed the lamp. Delighted, the Rockets fan announces that it was him.


Who was the girl that was banned from the Rockets?

The Rockets have since banned both Garcia and his girlfriend at the time, Brittney Aplin , for life. Aplin was accused of preventing police from getting to Garcia during the time of the incident.

Who punched Joe Boylan?

Manuel Garcia, 39, was originally charged with misdemeanor assault after he punched Joe Boylan as the Houston Rockets wrapped up their win against the New Orleans Pelicans in 2019.

I cried when Scott Brooks was traded

Yes. Current Washington Wizards coach Scott Brooks. I cried. Because he was traded.

I failed to put Matt Maloney all in at a poker table

To be entirely accurate I failed to even sit at the same table as Matt Maloney.