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Are there any lawyer cartoons you can use?

100+ Work Cartoons to Help You Get Through the Week. By the Editors of readersdigest.ca and RD.com Updated: Feb. 16, 2021.

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Lawyer: I've been asked to settle your claim of discrimination against the company. Your complaint is that they discriminate against you for being short, bald, and nearsighted. I might have a conflict of interest, but my final offer is one billion dollars. Wally: Plus a statue and an apology. Company lawyer.

What is the first question the lawyer asks the blonde?

Nov 05, 2015 · Finally, the judge spoke to the witness, “Please answer the question.”. “Oh,” said the startled witness, “I thought he was talking to you.”. #20. A farmer walks into a lawyer’s office and says: “I’d like to get one of them-thar day-vorce-ees”. “Yes sir, I believe I …

How many lawyer jokes are there?

Sep 15, 2021 · Witness: “By death.”. Attorney: “And by whose death was it terminated?”. Witness: “Guess.”. Attorney: “Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?”. Witness: “All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.”. Don’t miss these corny Halloween jokes. 5 / 20. Photo: Shutterstock.

What happened to the doctor and lawyer in the car?

A doctor and a lawyer in two cars collided on a country road. The lawyer, seeing that the doctor was a little shaken up, helped him from the car and offered him a drink from his hip flask. The doctor accepted and handed the flask back to the lawyer, who closed it and put it away.

What does the Hindu say about sleeping in the barn?

The farmer says that there are only 2 extra beds, and one person will have to sleep in the barn. The Hindu says, “I’m humble, I’ll sleep in the barn,” so he goes out to the barn. In a few minutes, the farmer hears a knock on the door.

Long Tour of Duty

I work in a courthouse, so when I served jury duty, I knew most of the staff. As I sat with other prospective jurors listening to a woman drone on about how long the process was taking, a judge and two lawyers passed by, giving me a big hello. A minute later, a few maintenance workers did the same.

A Little Too Literal

If you’re interested in becoming a lawyer, you’ll need a degree. But as these court transcripts reveal, the question is, in what?

Roll Call

I was in juvenile court, prosecuting a teen suspected of burglary, when the judge asked everyone to stand and state his or her name and role for the court reporter.

The First Case

An investment banker decides she needs in-house counsel, so she interviews a young lawyer. “Mr. Peterson,” she says. “Would you say you’re honest?”

Court of Less Appeal

Justice isn’t just blind—it’s snickering at these real courtroom give-and-takes:

Frame of Reference

When my 88-year-old mother was called for jury duty, she had to submit to questioning by the opposing lawyers.

The Judgment

After I prosecuted a man for killing a bird out of season with his slingshot, the court clerk suggested setting up a date for him to return with both the money for the fine and proof of community service. “That way,” she said innocently, “you can kill two birds with one stone.”

Beyond Dilbert: Take a break at the office and laugh with our collection of Reader's Digest cartoons about work and office life

Beyond Dilbert: Take a break at the office and laugh with our collection of Reader's Digest cartoons about work and office life.

Too much work

For some of us Monday through Friday are the worst days of the week. To help you get through those five days, read through these cartoons for some much-needed humor. Next, check out these work from home cartoons we can all relate to right now.

Jump first

I don’t think this falls under my responsibilities as the team leader.

The big guys

They look intimidating. These love and marriage cartoons are hilariously accurate.

Easy fix

How long will it take these two men to figure out the issue? Check out some of the funniest excuses ever uttered.

Budget crisis

If only we could come up with a money-making solution as fast as we brainstormed the word, “help.”

Painting the walls

I wish we could all paint our boring office walls. Take a look at these funny photos of dogs “working from home.”

What does Satan say to a lawyer?

A young lawyer is working late one night when his door opens and in walks Satan himself. “I have an offer,” says Satan. “If you give me your soul and the soul of everyone in your family, I’ll make you a full partner in your firm.”

What does the attorney tell the accused?

The attorney tells the accused, “I have some good news and some bad news.” “What’s the bad news?” asks the accused. “The bad news is, your blood 
is all over the crime scene, and the DNA tests prove you did it.” “What’s the good news?” “Your cholesterol is 130.”

How much did Conan O'Brien get for getting stuck on the It's a Small World ride?

A man won an $8,000 settlement from Disneyland after he got stuck on the It’s a Small World ride. He said he’ll use the money to cut out the part of his brain that won’t stop playing “It’s a Small World After All.” Conan O’Brien

What did Satan offer to an attorney?

An attorney was working late one night in his office when, suddenly, Satan appeared before him. The Devil made him an offer. “I will make it so you win every case that you try for the rest of your life. Your clients will worship you, your colleagues will be in awe, and you will make enormous amounts of money. But, in return, you must give me your soul, your wife’s soul, the souls of your children, your parents, grandparents, and those of all the your friends.” The lawyer thought about it for a moment, then asked, “But what’s the catch?”

What is the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer? A bad lawyer might let a case drag on for several years. A good lawyer knows how to make it last even longer.

What does the Hindu say about sleeping in the barn?

The Hindu says, “I’m humble, I’ll sleep in the barn.”.